It is a test of allergy.
Saturday, July 13, 2013
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best.
Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best.
indian boy:"My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands."
chinese boy : "My dad is so good that he can shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front of it and catch it in his bare hands."
nepali boy: "I've got you both beat. My dad's so good because he works for the city. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30."
indian boy:"My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands."
chinese boy : "My dad is so good that he can shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front of it and catch it in his bare hands."
nepali boy: "I've got you both beat. My dad's so good because he works for the city. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30."
How many apples can you eat in empty stomach ??
Boy:" How many apples can you eat in
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Girl:" pagal 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati... :) ;) ;p
Disadvantages of loadshedding
An essay by a boy reading in class 11 about disadvantages of loadshedding........
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First of all my country name is Nepal.Nepal is very beautiful country but in some of disadvantages of loadshedding. If loadshedding we cannot work easily like: news we cannot watch television ,we cannot work in office,we cannot iron to our clothes ,we cannot reading.Loadshedding make us very irritating .here many population growth and loadshedding very big problem our country. that is why our half money finish by buying candle.loadshedding is not very good for our life.everyday light go many hours we cant change our cell phone is going battery low...
kasto cha tah essay....
| Disadvantages of loadshedding |
First of all my country name is Nepal.Nepal is very beautiful country but in some of disadvantages of loadshedding. If loadshedding we cannot work easily like: news we cannot watch television ,we cannot work in office,we cannot iron to our clothes ,we cannot reading.Loadshedding make us very irritating .here many population growth and loadshedding very big problem our country. that is why our half money finish by buying candle.loadshedding is not very good for our life.everyday light go many hours we cant change our cell phone is going battery low...
kasto cha tah essay....
Height Of Attitude
Height Of Attitude
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Teacher: Why R U Talking During My Lesson?
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Student: Why R U Teaching During My Conversation..! :p :p
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Teacher: Why R U Talking During My Lesson?
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Student: Why R U Teaching During My Conversation..! :p :p
In Africa, A Black Boy To His Black Girl-friend
In Africa, A Black Boy To His Black
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Tamarind for good health
1) The turmeric acid of tamarind increases the digestion and taste.
2) Tamarind is useful in high blood pressure.
3) The green leaves of tamarind contains amino acid. Juice made from these leaves is good to drink. It helps in cold-cough, piles and urinary burning.
4) Tamarind reduces the fats in blood.
5) If you feel hollow stomach, then wet the tamarind in one cup water and add some salt and sugar or gur in it. and then drink. It makes you feel good. and it is also helpful in burning feet and hands.
6) If you can add some garlic paste in tamarind then it will work better in reducing the fats from blood.
7) Tamarind is prohibited for the persons who are suffering from kidney diseases and jaundice. Because tamarind is high in potassium and oxalic acid.
Monday, June 3, 2013
How can you avoid getting older in younger age?
1) Sunlight is harmful to your skin. Avoid the sunlight from 10am to 4pm. and use sunblock after every 2/3 hours.
2) Leave smoking. Smoking reduces the smoothness of your skin and makes it older.
3) Use warm water to bath. Do not use highly alkalined soap. Use a good cleanser daily. And use moisturizer on your skin.
4) Eat healthy food. Eat vegetables, fruits, and drink a lot of water. Eat fish and avoid redmeat.
5) Don't make wrinkles on the forehead getting angry. Doing this daily make the wrinnkles permanent on your skin.
6) Exercise atleast 30 minutes everyday. atleast 5 days a week.
7) After all get rid of tension. It accelerates getting older. and always try to be happy.
2) Leave smoking. Smoking reduces the smoothness of your skin and makes it older.
3) Use warm water to bath. Do not use highly alkalined soap. Use a good cleanser daily. And use moisturizer on your skin.
4) Eat healthy food. Eat vegetables, fruits, and drink a lot of water. Eat fish and avoid redmeat.
5) Don't make wrinkles on the forehead getting angry. Doing this daily make the wrinnkles permanent on your skin.
6) Exercise atleast 30 minutes everyday. atleast 5 days a week.
7) After all get rid of tension. It accelerates getting older. and always try to be happy.
Sunday, June 2, 2013
Girl in water
Can't resist myself from uploading this picture.
The photo was captured in Jaflong, Bangladesh.
The photo was captured in Jaflong, Bangladesh.
Pirate ant
This enigmatic ant with out-of-this-world pigmentation patterns was recently found in the Philippines. The females have a black stripe across the eyes that resembles a pirate eye patch; this distinctive trait inspired the scientists to choose the name Cardiocondyla pirate, or pirate ant, for the species.
Coffee can cause weight gain
A new study suggests that while coffee in moderation can have health benefits, more than six cups a day could cause weight gain. The researchers looked into claims that coffee can reduce the risk of type 2 diabetes, but discovered that, in mice, consuming the equivalent of five to six cups of coffee day affected the liver and led to abnormally high fat storage.
Researchers found a frozen mammoth
Researchers found a frozen female woolly mammoth on an island in the Arctic Ocean. What’s so important about this finding is that the 10,000-year-old carcass is so-well preserved that it still has some blood and muscle tissue, which could be used to bring the woolly mammoth back to life. Will scientists be able to clone this prehistoric giant?
Synthetic blood
In the United States alone, approximately 45,000 units of blood are needed in hospitals every day. According to the WHO, 75 out of 124 surveyed countries do not collect enough donor blood to remain self-sufficient for their demand.
To remedy this deficiency, researchers in Scotland have been approved to develop synthetic blood from stem cells. This would help alleviate the high demand while preventing the possibility for infection from bloodborne pathogens.
To remedy this deficiency, researchers in Scotland have been approved to develop synthetic blood from stem cells. This would help alleviate the high demand while preventing the possibility for infection from bloodborne pathogens.
Evidence of ancient streambeds on Mars
From their calculations, the waters flowed about a meter per second and ranged from being ankle-deep to hip-deep. While the planet does have frozen water, this is the first evidence that it flowed in a liquid state for an extended period of time.
First pictures of molecules breaking and reforming bonds
These are the very first pictures of molecules breaking and reforming bonds, and they were captured using a new method for imaging molecular reactions. Never before had researchers seen molecules before and after reaction in such a detailed way—until now, scientist had only been able to infer this information from spectroscopic analysis.
Image: Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory
Image: Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory
Lake Hillier
This is Western Australia’s Lake Hillier and although there are several theories on the origins of its flamboyant pink colouration, the most accepted one states that it’s caused by a combination of low nutrient concentrations and the bacteria Dunaliella salina and Halobacterium. The shallow briny lake is 600 metres across and was first described by British navigator Matther Flinders in 1802.
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The smallest arthropods ever discovered.
In the forests of Costa Rica, a tiny insect has been found. Tinkerbella nana is a fairyfly that is only 250 micrometers long. It is one of the smallest arthropods ever discovered.
How could they even find such a tiny creature? The researchers admit that it was not easy given the biodiversity of the forest. “It is possibly equivalent to finding a solitary needle in 200 haystacks,” Dr John Noyes notes.
Photo credit: Jennifer Read / Natural Resources Canada
How could they even find such a tiny creature? The researchers admit that it was not easy given the biodiversity of the forest. “It is possibly equivalent to finding a solitary needle in 200 haystacks,” Dr John Noyes notes.
Photo credit: Jennifer Read / Natural Resources Canada
Robot that do your household works
Although pouring water or beer is not the primary objective for this robot developed at Cornell University, it's one of the many things it can do to help humans with their day-to-day activities. The robot assesses what items are in a room, learns what can be done with them and monitors human behavior, hence being able to predict what humans need and when they need it.
Asteroid 1998 QE2
Asteroid 1998 QE2 flew by Earth earlier today and astronomers were surprised to find out it is being orbited by a small moon. 1998 QE2 is nearly 3 km across and although it doesn't pose a threat for Earth, it's a reminder of how vulnerable we are.
The radar images below were captured when the asteroid was 6 million kilometers away from Earth and the small white dot is its moon.
The radar images below were captured when the asteroid was 6 million kilometers away from Earth and the small white dot is its moon.
Compound that could reduce damage to heart cells
Australian scientists have developed a compound that could reduce damage to heart cells following heart attack, stroke or major surgery, research has found. The compound, named MitoSNO, can enter cells and act in their mitochondria to prevent the damage that occurs when blood supply is restored to tissue that's been starved of oxygen.
History of chlorine
The chlorine atoms in our swimming pools were forged billions of years ago in ancient stars, according to new research by NASA scientists on the history of chlorine.
As the Earth formed 4.6 billion years ago, it swept up some of that chlorine and incorporated it into its rocks. It can now be sourced from our oceans - they contain about 20 million billion tonnes of it - and also places like Death Valley in California, which was formed from ancient evaporated seas.
Image credit: AirmanMagazine; Flickr
As the Earth formed 4.6 billion years ago, it swept up some of that chlorine and incorporated it into its rocks. It can now be sourced from our oceans - they contain about 20 million billion tonnes of it - and also places like Death Valley in California, which was formed from ancient evaporated seas.
How Turtles make shells?
Turtles are one of the only animals on Earth to form shells outside their bodies through the fusion of modified ribs, vertebrae and shoulder bones. This week, scientists have announced the discovery of a fossilised, 260-million-year-old turtle ancestor that pushes the origins of the turtle shell back 40 million years further than we thought.
Find out more: http://bbc.in/15mOsc2
Photo credit: Luke Norton
Find out more: http://bbc.in/15mOsc2
Photo credit: Luke Norton
Galileo Galilei's notes on the positions of Jupiter's four moons
These are Galileo Galilei's notes on the positions of Jupiter's four moons over a period of several nights in 1611.
Galileo was able to observe the moons thanks to his newly invented telescope. After publishing his findings, he worked to refine our understanding of the moons' periods by setting his telescope up night after night and recording his observations. At the time this method was pretty radical, because it was based on experimental observations rather than what the ancient authorities had written.
Galileo was able to observe the moons thanks to his newly invented telescope. After publishing his findings, he worked to refine our understanding of the moons' periods by setting his telescope up night after night and recording his observations. At the time this method was pretty radical, because it was based on experimental observations rather than what the ancient authorities had written.
What happens when a smoker quits?
Did you know that just 1-9 weeks after you quit smoking, the little hairs, or cilia, that line your lungs begin to work normally again to keep your lungs clear from infection? And after 15 years, an ex-smoker's risk of heart disease will be equivalent to that of a non-smoker? Inspiring stuff!
Nohkalikai Falls
Nohkalikai Falls, the tallest plunge waterfall in India. Its height is 1100 feet. The waterfall is located near Cherrapunji, one of the wettest places on Earth.
Saturday, June 1, 2013
Phi Phi Islands
Phi Phi Islands, which must rank as one of the world’s most beautiful islands. Phi Phi is approximately 50 minutes away from Phuket by speedboats. Located in Thailand
Don't Die With YOUR Music Still Inside Of You
Don't Die With YOUR Music Still Inside Of You
A brief story of two sisters with a long awaited dream.
It was a Sunday afternoon and my sister Hollie and I got cozy on the sofa to watch Dr Wayne Dyers movie 'The Shift'. We were both snuggled and enjoying the inspiration. Soon into the film Wayne began telling the story of a Russian guy who, on his death-bed, was reflecting back on his life and questioned if maybe he had got his whole life wrong. This story had an impact on Wayne, so he wrote a note to himself which said 'Wayne, don't die with your music still inside of you'. I took a deep breath as these words echoed; they pulled on my heart and instantly my eyes filled with tears, I paused, wondering what may be going through my sister’s mind. I turned to look at her and she sat with her head in her hands.
Dr Wayne Dyer didn't mean 'music' as literal of course, he was referring to not dying with his dreams, passions and purpose, still inside of him.Howeverfor my sister, it was literal.
Ten years previous, Hollie had been asked to sing at a private event for His Royal Highness Prince Charles, The Prince of Wales. She performed for him acoustically and with a band. Then after he had left, one of the organizers came up to Hollie and said that Prince Charles had said 'The young lady Hollie Barrie has a fantastic talent and somebody needs to discover her' and since that day, his words have rung in Hollies ears, and every day since she has dreamed and longed to be 'discovered' and have her songs heard at an international level.
After 10 years of chasing this dream it still hadn't yet been fulfilled as Hollie had hoped. Once we had finished watching the DVD, Hollie and I chatted about our journey and our frustrations and I promised my little sister that I would help her all that I could. I've always loved a success story, how someone with nothing more than a dream and determination has created all of their desires and I wanted this for my sister as much as she did. Of course I had no idea how I was going to help, as we had already been pursuing this dream for some years but in my heart I believed that any dream is possible.
The very next day after watching the Shift DVD and promising my sister that I will help her, I set to work by reading up on success and I came across a document which introduced the idea of creating your dreams and your ideal life by acting from inspiration and working with the universal laws.I'd never heard of this concept before, up until this point the advice for getting what you want had always been 'do more than anyone else', 'work harder than everyone else', 'look after yourself first, get in there before they do'. And yet this document was suggesting that you create your ideal life from inspiration, energy, beliefs, thoughts and feelings.
I delved into this further, studying at a certified level on subjects such as self-esteem and the universal laws. Self esteem deals with everything, from our grades at school to happiness, personal relationships and our annual income. Our self image, self love, self value and self worth create our self esteem and they will each contribute to creating our dreams or not, because they determine our level of confidence, personal power and self belief. Understanding the universal laws is understanding how to work with life's magic to turn your wishes into reality. It's having an awareness that everything is energy, it's getting clear on your true purpose and its living and acting from inspiration rather than motivation.
Everything I learned I shared with my sister, each day doing something to increase her self esteem and take inspired action. It wasn't an overnight transition, it takes time to switch from acting out of inspiration instead of motivation but a little encouragement and support each day has been key to staying focused and listening to the hearts desire.
After a few months Hollie was closer to living her dreams than she had been in the previous ten years. She was approached by a successful manager who wanted to represent her, they then signed contracts with one of the top entertainment agents who represent some of the biggest artists around the world and she began to perform more regularly. As her confidence grew and her music was being heard, producers were agreeing to work with her for free as they wanted to be part of the vision. She began to blossom as she spent more time in the studio creating songs with other musicians.
From a young age my parents drilled into my sisters and I the importance of enjoying life and following your dreams. Sometimes I would go to the recording studio with Hollie and it was fabulous to see her excited and enjoying herself and it would make me come alive also. Not because I have any ambition to become a singer myself (I certainly wasn't blessed with any talent in that area) but because there is something very empowering and contagious about being in the presence of someone who spends their time doing what they love and fulfilling their purpose.
It's been so wonderful to see Hollie's dream unfold. As she became better at listening to her hearts desire, her vision began to change as to how she wanted to fulfill her purpose as a singer. When you work from inspiration you enter into a new level of creativity. Hollie's writing skills evolved and songs started to flow out of her, she was constructing and producing songs with ease and soon her first album was complete, and she became contracted to write songs for other artists, tv and films.
That's the thing with creating your life and dreams out of inspiration, your dreams come to be bigger and more beautiful than you can ever imagine.
Victoria Phelps
If you're ready to see your dreams unfold, whether that be to fulfill your purpose, start a business, create financial freedom, travel the world or to just be happy, Victoria Phelps would recommend that you first become mindful of your thoughts because what we think, we become. For every happy and successful person, you will always find a mind abundant with empowering thoughts. What you think will determine your destiny, so make sure that your thoughts support the dream you dream.
A brief story of two sisters with a long awaited dream.
It was a Sunday afternoon and my sister Hollie and I got cozy on the sofa to watch Dr Wayne Dyers movie 'The Shift'. We were both snuggled and enjoying the inspiration. Soon into the film Wayne began telling the story of a Russian guy who, on his death-bed, was reflecting back on his life and questioned if maybe he had got his whole life wrong. This story had an impact on Wayne, so he wrote a note to himself which said 'Wayne, don't die with your music still inside of you'. I took a deep breath as these words echoed; they pulled on my heart and instantly my eyes filled with tears, I paused, wondering what may be going through my sister’s mind. I turned to look at her and she sat with her head in her hands.
Dr Wayne Dyer didn't mean 'music' as literal of course, he was referring to not dying with his dreams, passions and purpose, still inside of him.Howeverfor my sister, it was literal.
Ten years previous, Hollie had been asked to sing at a private event for His Royal Highness Prince Charles, The Prince of Wales. She performed for him acoustically and with a band. Then after he had left, one of the organizers came up to Hollie and said that Prince Charles had said 'The young lady Hollie Barrie has a fantastic talent and somebody needs to discover her' and since that day, his words have rung in Hollies ears, and every day since she has dreamed and longed to be 'discovered' and have her songs heard at an international level.
After 10 years of chasing this dream it still hadn't yet been fulfilled as Hollie had hoped. Once we had finished watching the DVD, Hollie and I chatted about our journey and our frustrations and I promised my little sister that I would help her all that I could. I've always loved a success story, how someone with nothing more than a dream and determination has created all of their desires and I wanted this for my sister as much as she did. Of course I had no idea how I was going to help, as we had already been pursuing this dream for some years but in my heart I believed that any dream is possible.
The very next day after watching the Shift DVD and promising my sister that I will help her, I set to work by reading up on success and I came across a document which introduced the idea of creating your dreams and your ideal life by acting from inspiration and working with the universal laws.I'd never heard of this concept before, up until this point the advice for getting what you want had always been 'do more than anyone else', 'work harder than everyone else', 'look after yourself first, get in there before they do'. And yet this document was suggesting that you create your ideal life from inspiration, energy, beliefs, thoughts and feelings.
I delved into this further, studying at a certified level on subjects such as self-esteem and the universal laws. Self esteem deals with everything, from our grades at school to happiness, personal relationships and our annual income. Our self image, self love, self value and self worth create our self esteem and they will each contribute to creating our dreams or not, because they determine our level of confidence, personal power and self belief. Understanding the universal laws is understanding how to work with life's magic to turn your wishes into reality. It's having an awareness that everything is energy, it's getting clear on your true purpose and its living and acting from inspiration rather than motivation.
Everything I learned I shared with my sister, each day doing something to increase her self esteem and take inspired action. It wasn't an overnight transition, it takes time to switch from acting out of inspiration instead of motivation but a little encouragement and support each day has been key to staying focused and listening to the hearts desire.
After a few months Hollie was closer to living her dreams than she had been in the previous ten years. She was approached by a successful manager who wanted to represent her, they then signed contracts with one of the top entertainment agents who represent some of the biggest artists around the world and she began to perform more regularly. As her confidence grew and her music was being heard, producers were agreeing to work with her for free as they wanted to be part of the vision. She began to blossom as she spent more time in the studio creating songs with other musicians.
From a young age my parents drilled into my sisters and I the importance of enjoying life and following your dreams. Sometimes I would go to the recording studio with Hollie and it was fabulous to see her excited and enjoying herself and it would make me come alive also. Not because I have any ambition to become a singer myself (I certainly wasn't blessed with any talent in that area) but because there is something very empowering and contagious about being in the presence of someone who spends their time doing what they love and fulfilling their purpose.
It's been so wonderful to see Hollie's dream unfold. As she became better at listening to her hearts desire, her vision began to change as to how she wanted to fulfill her purpose as a singer. When you work from inspiration you enter into a new level of creativity. Hollie's writing skills evolved and songs started to flow out of her, she was constructing and producing songs with ease and soon her first album was complete, and she became contracted to write songs for other artists, tv and films.
That's the thing with creating your life and dreams out of inspiration, your dreams come to be bigger and more beautiful than you can ever imagine.
Victoria Phelps
If you're ready to see your dreams unfold, whether that be to fulfill your purpose, start a business, create financial freedom, travel the world or to just be happy, Victoria Phelps would recommend that you first become mindful of your thoughts because what we think, we become. For every happy and successful person, you will always find a mind abundant with empowering thoughts. What you think will determine your destiny, so make sure that your thoughts support the dream you dream.
Lion’s Head Photograph
Looking Down from Lion’s Head Photograph by trottin-the-globe... In this heart-stopping photograph we see a hiker overlooking Cape Town from Lion’s Head, a mountain in Cape Town, South Africa, between Table Mountain and Signal Hill. Lion’s Head peaks at 669 meters (2,195 ft) above sea level, forming Cape Town’s dramatic background
worst part of owning a Lamborghini ...
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Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him.
One day, he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "She'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this," so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Shortly after that they were married.
A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him.
Since he still had several miles to walk, he figured he could walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving, had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he farted. By the time he arrived home, he felt reasonably safe.
His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!"
She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek.
At this point, he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but as stinky as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him.
He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIIPPPP! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner-the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled, and a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead.
While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next 10 minutes, farting and fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells, he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in.
Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!"
To his shock and horror, there were 12 dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
One day, he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "She'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this," so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Shortly after that they were married.
A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him.
Since he still had several miles to walk, he figured he could walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving, had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he farted. By the time he arrived home, he felt reasonably safe.
His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!"
She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek.
At this point, he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but as stinky as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him.
He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIIPPPP! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner-the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled, and a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead.
While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next 10 minutes, farting and fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells, he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in.
Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!"
To his shock and horror, there were 12 dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room...
Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders.
"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."
"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months."
"You must tell me what you did."
"I went to a faith healer."
"But I've tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."
The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time"
"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."
"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months."
"You must tell me what you did."
"I went to a faith healer."
"But I've tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."
The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time"
A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet
A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet.
His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.
Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.
"How come you are sweating?" he asks.
The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"
His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.
Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.
"How come you are sweating?" he asks.
The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"
I sent a text to my wife last night...
I sent a text to my wife last night, "Hi babe I'm at the pub with some lads, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."
I sent another text, "Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"
She text back,"OMG really?"
I replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message."
I sent another text, "Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"
She text back,"OMG really?"
I replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message."
A wife asks her husband...
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me, buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
(I'm sure you're going back to read this again!!)
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
(I'm sure you're going back to read this again!!)
wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!
TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!
TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call...
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call of a mother in labor. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a three-year-old toddler, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Mommy pushed and pushed and, after a little while, baby Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed girl what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, “He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. . .smack his ass again!”
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Mommy pushed and pushed and, after a little while, baby Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed girl what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, “He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. . .smack his ass again!”
One day, in line at the company cafeteria...
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.
Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.
Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.
She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."
The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am", replied the man.
"How did you know?"
"Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more."
The man below responded, "You must be in management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going.You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems?!!"
She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."
The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am", replied the man.
"How did you know?"
"Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more."
The man below responded, "You must be in management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going.You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems?!!"
A retired gentleman went to the social security office
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
One day a farmer wrote to his son in prison
One day a farmer wrote to his son in prison, "Son I won't be able to plant my potatoes this year because I can't dig the holes. I know if you were here, you'd help me."
The son sent a reply, "don't even think about diggin them holes pop, cuz that's where I hid the money."
The police read the letter, and went to the field and dug all over but never found the money. The next day the son sent another letter,
"there pop, plant your seeds. That's the best I can do without being there."
The son sent a reply, "don't even think about diggin them holes pop, cuz that's where I hid the money."
The police read the letter, and went to the field and dug all over but never found the money. The next day the son sent another letter,
"there pop, plant your seeds. That's the best I can do without being there."
A Russian is sent into Africa
A Russian is sent into Africa to explore it for takeover.
A group of natives jump him, take his gun and bring him to their village.
A large native man approaches and says to him, "You are our prisoner. Tonight we feast and you will play African roulette."
That evening there is a lot of dancing and partying.
The large man approaches him and says, "Now you learn to play African roulette. Sit in circle, six women. Choose one, she give blow job."
The Russian man says, "This is very similar to a game back home called Russian roulette, but there is something missing. What is the roulette part?"
The large native says, "One of them is a cannibal."
A group of natives jump him, take his gun and bring him to their village.
A large native man approaches and says to him, "You are our prisoner. Tonight we feast and you will play African roulette."
That evening there is a lot of dancing and partying.
The large man approaches him and says, "Now you learn to play African roulette. Sit in circle, six women. Choose one, she give blow job."
The Russian man says, "This is very similar to a game back home called Russian roulette, but there is something missing. What is the roulette part?"
The large native says, "One of them is a cannibal."
A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar
A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly man. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she's a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so attractive could be available to him.
The next night he goes back to the bar, and sure enough she shows up again, only this time alone. The guy gets up his nerve and approaches her.
"Is it true you're a prostitute?"
"Why, sure, big boy. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I dunno. What do you charge?"
"I get $100 just for a handjob. We can negotiate from there."
"$100!! For a handjob? Are you nuts?"
"You see that Ferrari out there?" The guy looks out the front door, and sure enough there's a shiny new Ferrari parked outside. "I paid cash for that Ferrari with the money I made on handjobs. "Trust me, it's worth it."
The guy mulls it over for a while, and decides what the hell. He leaves with her, and gets the most unbelievable experience he's ever had. This handjob was better than any complete sexual experience in his miserable life.
The next night he's back at the bar, waiting eagerly for her to show up. When she does, he immediately approaches her.
"Last night was incredible!"
"Of course it was. Just wait till you try one of my blowjobs."
"How much is that?"
"$500"
"$500!?! C'mon, that's ridiculous!"
"You see that apartment building across the street?"
The guy looks out front at a 12 story apartment building. "I paid cash for that building with the money I made on blowjobs. Trust me, it's worth it."
Based on the night before, the guy decides to go for it. He leaves with her, and once again is not disappointed. He nearly faints - twice.
The next night he can hardly contain himself until she shows up. I'm hooked, you're the best! Tell me, what'll it cost me for some pussy?"
She motions for him to follow her outside. She points down the street, where between the buildings he can see Manhattan. "You see that island?"
"Aw, C'mon! You can't mean that!"
She nods her head.
"You bet. If I had a pussy, I'd own Manhattan!"
The next night he goes back to the bar, and sure enough she shows up again, only this time alone. The guy gets up his nerve and approaches her.
"Is it true you're a prostitute?"
"Why, sure, big boy. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I dunno. What do you charge?"
"I get $100 just for a handjob. We can negotiate from there."
"$100!! For a handjob? Are you nuts?"
"You see that Ferrari out there?" The guy looks out the front door, and sure enough there's a shiny new Ferrari parked outside. "I paid cash for that Ferrari with the money I made on handjobs. "Trust me, it's worth it."
The guy mulls it over for a while, and decides what the hell. He leaves with her, and gets the most unbelievable experience he's ever had. This handjob was better than any complete sexual experience in his miserable life.
The next night he's back at the bar, waiting eagerly for her to show up. When she does, he immediately approaches her.
"Last night was incredible!"
"Of course it was. Just wait till you try one of my blowjobs."
"How much is that?"
"$500"
"$500!?! C'mon, that's ridiculous!"
"You see that apartment building across the street?"
The guy looks out front at a 12 story apartment building. "I paid cash for that building with the money I made on blowjobs. Trust me, it's worth it."
Based on the night before, the guy decides to go for it. He leaves with her, and once again is not disappointed. He nearly faints - twice.
The next night he can hardly contain himself until she shows up. I'm hooked, you're the best! Tell me, what'll it cost me for some pussy?"
She motions for him to follow her outside. She points down the street, where between the buildings he can see Manhattan. "You see that island?"
"Aw, C'mon! You can't mean that!"
She nods her head.
"You bet. If I had a pussy, I'd own Manhattan!"
Some facts
* Déja Vu occurs when your brain attempts to apply a memory of a similar situation to a current event.
* Females learn to talk earlier, use sentences earlier and tend to read quicker than males.
* You can't talk while inhaling through your nose.
* Intelligent people are more likely to have a harder time falling asleep because of increased brain stimulation.
* No one knows Albert Einstein's last words, because his attendant nurse did not speak German.
* Females learn to talk earlier, use sentences earlier and tend to read quicker than males.
* You can't talk while inhaling through your nose.
* Intelligent people are more likely to have a harder time falling asleep because of increased brain stimulation.
* No one knows Albert Einstein's last words, because his attendant nurse did not speak German.
You are a good mom!!
To the mom who's formula feeding: Isn't science amazing? To think there was a time when a baby with a mother who couldn't produce enough would suffer, but now? Better living through chemistry! You're a good mom.
To the cloth diapering mom: Fluffy bums are the cutest, and so friendly on the bank account. You're a good mom.
To the disposable diapering mom: Damn those things hold a lot, and it's excellent to not worry about leakage and laundry! You're a good mom.
To the mom who stays home: I can imagine it isn't easy doing what you do, but to spend those precious years with your babies must be amazing. You're a good mom.
To the mom who works: It's wonderful that you're sticking to your career, you're a positive role model for your children in so many ways, it's fantastic. You're a good mom.
To the mom who had to feed her kids from the drive thru all week because you're too worn out to cook or go grocery shopping: You're feeding your kids, and hey, I bet they aren't complaining! Sometimes sanity can indeed be found in a red box with a big yellow M on it. You're a good mom.
To the mom who gave her kids a home cooked breakfast lunch and dinner for the past week: Excellent! Good nutrition is important, and they're learning to enjoy healthy foods at an early age, a boon for the rest of their lives. You're a good mom.
To the mom with the kids who are sitting quietly and using their manners in the fancy restaurant: Kudos, it takes a lot to maintain order with children in a place where they can't run around. You're a good mom.
To the mom with the toddler having a meltdown in the cereal aisle: they always seem to pick the most embarrassing places to lose their minds don't they? We've all been through it. You're a good mom.
To the moms who judge other moms for ANY of the above? Glass houses, friend.
Fell free to share it with the other moms too.
Driving license
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.
Officer: May i see your license?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'
Officer: May i see your license?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'
Signs that you need to get away from the computer
Signs that you need to get away from the computer
You try to enter your password on the microwave.
You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, ‘What’s for dinner dad?’
Your daughter sets up a web site to sell Girl Scout Cookies.
You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven’t spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
You try to enter your password on the microwave.
You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, ‘What’s for dinner dad?’
Your daughter sets up a web site to sell Girl Scout Cookies.
You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven’t spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
Advice from men to women . . .
1. The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.
2. Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing.
3. When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during time-outs and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response.
4. When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial do not hassle me that they are over to change the channel back. I always know when the timing is right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go back, there was a good reason why I skipped it.
5. If you need help with the laundry, I am more than willing to carry it from the bedroom to the washer. In my mind this is half the chore and I am now free to return to the couch.
6. If I mention that a male friend of mine is allowed to do something it is not necessary for you to call his wife/girlfriend to discuss it.
7. If you don’t like the way I am driving close your eyes. And I would appreciate it if you would refrain from making that reverse inhaling alarmed noise. I haven’t hit anything yet, and if I do it will be your fault.
8. I go clothes shopping to buy, never to look.
9. Just tell me what you want me to wear before I get dressed. And remember that this takes me less than ten minutes no matter what the occasion is. After all I am getting dressed, not getting ready.
10. Don’t ask me if I prefer one outfit over another or if a certain accessory should be worn or not. I consider this a no win situation and would rather just wait for you to get dressed while watching TV.
11. If you want me to put the seat down when I am finished then you should leave the seat up when you are finished. It’s only fair. And stop giving me a hard time about missing the bowl. What do you expect from an organ that has a brain of its own.
12. I will cook anything as long as it is on the BBQ.
13. Yelling to me across the house sounds exactly like stadium crowd background noise to me. I am not ignoring you.
2. Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing.
3. When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during time-outs and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response.
4. When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial do not hassle me that they are over to change the channel back. I always know when the timing is right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go back, there was a good reason why I skipped it.
5. If you need help with the laundry, I am more than willing to carry it from the bedroom to the washer. In my mind this is half the chore and I am now free to return to the couch.
6. If I mention that a male friend of mine is allowed to do something it is not necessary for you to call his wife/girlfriend to discuss it.
7. If you don’t like the way I am driving close your eyes. And I would appreciate it if you would refrain from making that reverse inhaling alarmed noise. I haven’t hit anything yet, and if I do it will be your fault.
8. I go clothes shopping to buy, never to look.
9. Just tell me what you want me to wear before I get dressed. And remember that this takes me less than ten minutes no matter what the occasion is. After all I am getting dressed, not getting ready.
10. Don’t ask me if I prefer one outfit over another or if a certain accessory should be worn or not. I consider this a no win situation and would rather just wait for you to get dressed while watching TV.
11. If you want me to put the seat down when I am finished then you should leave the seat up when you are finished. It’s only fair. And stop giving me a hard time about missing the bowl. What do you expect from an organ that has a brain of its own.
12. I will cook anything as long as it is on the BBQ.
13. Yelling to me across the house sounds exactly like stadium crowd background noise to me. I am not ignoring you.
How to roast pumpkin seeds?
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| Roasted Pumpkin Seeds |
Ingredients:
1 Pumpkin
2 Tablespoon Salt
2 liter water
Butter
Procedure:
1) Cut the pumpkin in half horizontally.
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| half pumpkin |
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| cut the pumpkin in half |
2) Separate the seeds from the pumpkin. take out all the seeds.
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| separating the seeds from the pumpkin |
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| separated pumpkin seeds |
3) Then Soak the seeds into warm water. so that the pumpkin guts get separated from the seeds.
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| separating the seeds from the pumpkin guts |
4) Take the seeds in a strainer and rinse them under cold water so that rest of the guts get discarded.
5) Take 2 liters of water into a saucepan. Add 2 tablespoon of salt in it.
6) Add the seeds into the salt-water mixture.
7) Leave it for 30 minutes.
8) Soaking the seeds into salt water deactivates enzyme inhibitors in the seeds and produce more vitamins in the seeds. And it also improves the flavor of the seeds.
9) Take a paper towel. sprinkle the seeds on it. and let them dry.
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| Drying the pumpkin seeds in paper towel |
11) Now put the seeds into the pan and coat them well with the butter. and constantly shift the seeds around so that they roast evenly.
12) After you see they get a little bit brown. put it off from the stove. and take them on a plate. and eat them!
13) you can do it in oven also. Take a baking pan or pizza pan. brush the whole pan with butter. then coat the seeds with melted butter and then put them in the pan and make sure there is only one layer of seeds.
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| pumpkin seeds in baking pan |
that's it! Have your crunchy pumpkin seeds.
What to eat in Cold-Cough?
When you are suffering from cold-cough, your food habit can cure you fast.
1) Eat food containing Vitamin C. This improves the disease prevention power which helps the body to win against the germs. Gooseberry, oranges, grapefruit, tomatoes, pineapple, chili and potatoes contain high amount of vitamin C.
2) Zinc is also a helpful element to cure cold-cough. Research has found that zinc can fight against virus well. Peanuts, Garlic, Watermelon Seeds, almonds, Veal Liver, toasted Wheat Germ, Pumpkin seeds are high in zinc.
3) Chicken Soup is a very good one when you are suffering from cold-cough. According to New York Times health guide it helps to reduce the stiffness of cough and also reduces the bodypain caused by cold. If you can add some vegetables with the chicken soup it will serve the Vitamin also.
4) Eat Spicy food. You lost your taste in cold-cough. Spicy food helps to increase the taste. Green chilies (high in vitamin C), Garlic (contains Alliin which helps in cold-cough), Ginger are very good spice.
5) Drink a lot of water and drinks. Its better to drink fruit juice instead of coffee, coke or Pepsi. You can drink the tea made of lemon juice, ginger and honey. This tea is very helpful to cure cold-cough.
1) Eat food containing Vitamin C. This improves the disease prevention power which helps the body to win against the germs. Gooseberry, oranges, grapefruit, tomatoes, pineapple, chili and potatoes contain high amount of vitamin C.
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| Gooseberries |
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| Grapefruit |
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| wheat germ |
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| Pumpkin seeds |
3) Chicken Soup is a very good one when you are suffering from cold-cough. According to New York Times health guide it helps to reduce the stiffness of cough and also reduces the bodypain caused by cold. If you can add some vegetables with the chicken soup it will serve the Vitamin also.
4) Eat Spicy food. You lost your taste in cold-cough. Spicy food helps to increase the taste. Green chilies (high in vitamin C), Garlic (contains Alliin which helps in cold-cough), Ginger are very good spice.
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| Ginger |
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| green chilies |
5) Drink a lot of water and drinks. Its better to drink fruit juice instead of coffee, coke or Pepsi. You can drink the tea made of lemon juice, ginger and honey. This tea is very helpful to cure cold-cough.
Friday, May 31, 2013
Japan-India get together to tackle China
Japan and India will work together to establish stability in Asia-Pacific area against China's growing influence. Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh recently completed Japan tour. These two countries has discussed about many strategic matters. Japan has promised that they will give financial aid in the Chennai - Bangalore industrial corridor and third line Mumbai Metro project. And Japan is also willing to help in civil nuclear project of India. Manmohan Singh and prime minister of Japan Shinzo Abe stated their joint positions in opposite of China's trying to get over the Japan and other countries. It is a diplomatic step against China.
Japan has agreed to to give the technology of ShinMaywa US-2 to India. This is the first time Japan agreed to handover this technology. ShinMaywa can fly in both water and air.
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| Manmohan Singh and Shinzo Abe after signing the contract |
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| ShinMaywa US-2 |
Kanji (Chili-Lemon)
In a hot weather, when sun is above the head, you are sweating, you feel very thirsty. And at this moment you will feel like to taste something sour, with a little peppery taste, which can give a touchy feelings in your tongue. So, I have something for you today. That's named Kanji. It's an energetic drink in a hot weather. after you drink it, you will feel a tranquility through your whole body. You can drink it when you are finding something tasty. but your tongue just get tasteless. this can reinstate your taste in the tongue. so, let's know how to make it:
Ingredients:
1 Lemon
3 Green Chilies
3 teaspoon Salt
1 mug Water
3-4 Coriander leaves
Procedure:
1) chop the chilies and coriander in small pieces.
2) cut the lemon and take all the lemon juice in a mug.
3) mix water, salt, lemon juice, coriander and chilies into the mug.
4) stir it well.
5) Drink it! you will get a shock at your first sip. ;)
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| Chilies |
1 Lemon
3 Green Chilies
3 teaspoon Salt
1 mug Water
3-4 Coriander leaves
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| Lemon |
1) chop the chilies and coriander in small pieces.
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| chopped coriander |
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| chopped chilies |
2) cut the lemon and take all the lemon juice in a mug.
3) mix water, salt, lemon juice, coriander and chilies into the mug.
4) stir it well.
5) Drink it! you will get a shock at your first sip. ;)
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| Kanji (chili-lemon juice) |
How to make pudding (Custard)
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| A piece of Caramel Custard |
Ingredients:
1) 500 ml milk
2) 3 Eggs
3) 50g sugar
Procedure:
1) Take a Bowl. or you can take a blender jug.
2) Pour the milk into the bowl or in the blender jug.
3) Add 3 eggs and sugar into that milk.
4) Whisk it well so that everything get mixed together. If you have a blender then just blend the mixture for 10 seconds.
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| Whisk the mixture of eggs, milk and sugar |
6) Put it into the oven. and bake it for 20 minutes.
7) and its done! now you can eat this hot. or you can keep it in the refrigerator. and then eat the cool one! :)
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| Custard with caramel |
9) Nothing to worry about. Its also a easy one. Just take some sugar into a pan (better if it is a nonstick pan). then put it on the burner. then let it cook for 1 or 2 minutes till the sugar get melt. It will look like brown syrup. the caramel is done.
10) you have to pour this caramel into that oven proof bowl before you pour the egg milk mixture.
so, you first pour the caramel then pour the egg milk mixture.
11) then bake it for 20 minutes.
12) and its done.
note: if you don't have an oven, then you can take a big bowl take water into it. and put it into the burner and start boiling. into that water you have to keep the mixture holding it in another bowl. in this case its better to choose a steel bowl. remember do not let the water to enter your mixture. when you see the mixture get crystallized, means its done.
What is Platypus?
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| Platypus |
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| A swimming Platypus |
There is a cartoon named "Phineas and Ferb" where they pet a platypus. Its name was Perry.
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| Perry the Platypus |
Some interesting facts about Lion
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| Lion |
2) The highest running speed of a Lion is 58km/hour. But it is for a few time.
3) Once upon a time there were a lots of lion in Africa, South Europe, Asia. But now they mostly live in Africa. But still there are few in Girbon India.
4) An adult Lion needs 7kg of meat each day. But it can eat 27kg of meat at a time.
5) Weight of an adult lion can be 150 - 250 kg.
11 facts about Cow
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| Cow |
2) Do you know where are the most cows in the world? India.
3) A cow can climb the stairs alone. But cannot get down by stairs.
4) A cow gives approximately 200,000 - 350,000 glasses of milk in her whole life.
5) A cow sits and stands up approximately 14 times each day.
6) A cow spends 6-7 hours to eat food. and spends 8 hours to chew those food.
7) A cow can drink 35 gallon of water each day.
8) Cow has a strong smelling power. It can smell the things from 6 miles away.
9) A cow named Urbe Blanca got the record of highest milk giver in one day. that is 241 pound. She gave 241 pound milk in one day.
10) Big Bertha is the longest living cow in the world yet. She died 3 months before her 49th birthday.
11) Big Bertha also holds the record of highest breeding. She gave birth to 39 calves.
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